::::::::: Its My LifE :::::::::

· Would you prefer a hot and happening girl who doesn’t wash her hands after using the washroom or a grounded and realistic girl who washes her hands and keeps the environment germ free??
· Would you prefer a grey/white haired guy who makes you smile or a dude who pisses you off in a couple of minutes??
· Do you prefer being seen with the good looking happening crowd – even though they are complete idiots or with people with whom you are comfortable to talk with and like minded individuals??
· Do you believe in love at first sight – especially with someone in office – where you have to politically correct always??
· Do you want to abuse your senior colleague out loud and let the whole-world know what an ass hole he/she is or smile your way out of everything??
· Do you feel that you are highly under-paid and others are highly-overpaid??
· Do you feel like finishing off tomorrows work today, and when you do that, do you wonder what will you do tomorrow??
· Do you feel that you have so much work that it will never end??
· Do you go crazy / insecure on days when you have comparatively less work and more leisure time, wondering why you are not glued to your system as other days??
· Are you infatuated by someone and wait for that person to be alone at the water-cooler and rush there to get a chance to talk to him/her – even though you not thirsty and your bladder if full to the max.??
· Do you get impressed by someone at first and soon realize in the next couple of days that that person is a complete fool??
· Are you in doubt of your ability for wit and humour when speaking to senior colleagues??
· Are you still in the habit to call your senior colleagues as Sir and Mam??
· Do you see yourself in your senior colleagues position in a couple of years – with plans to enslave others – as is being done to others??
· Are you a perfectionist and abhor others who are not – always comparing your work and presentations to theirs??
· Are you a TDP – Technology Disabled Person – always asking for others help to do things??
· Are you so moody – that people find it difficult to decide when is the right time to approach you??
· Have you by now mastered the art of fake smiles – and become so good at it, that you even fool yourself at times??
· Do you forget the names of people, and while talking to them you look at their ID card more then their faces??
· Are you the flag-bearer of the clean-desk policy – to such an extent that to keep your desk clean, you sometimes throw away imp. stuff, only to realize later??
· Are you obsessed with self-grooming and think lowly of people who are not well-groomed??
· Are you planning to visit the ENT doctor – because long hours on the telephone are affecting your hearing – or that’s what you think??
· Do you begin your day with talking to Singapore, Pakistan, UAE, UK, Africa and end with South Africa – and by now you can even understand the accent of a cockroach??
· Are you no longer afraid of escalations??