::::::::: Its My LifE :::::::::

A confession…….”I hate doctors”.

Lately they have not even let go of a single opportunity to try and make my life miserable, for whatever wrong I have done…
They tend to specialize in the art of how to make life unpleasant for people. I hate their if’s and but’s and could have been’s…..
I mean a normal mortal can also figure out those, so why do we need to pay thousands of rupees just to hear it from a doctor. Guess being the elite class that they are, normal mortals have been cursed upon by the doc gods to pay their doc mortals for all the crap they are capable to blurt out every time they open their big, selfish, money munching mouths.

An example.

Doc: u see the scans and mri show that the part of brain which has been injured, will leave u changed for ever.
N: hows that possible. I don’t see any change in myself.
Doc: u will soon notice major mood swings, right from being suicidal to being as happy as a child on the smallest issues and also……………..(a lot of other crap).
N: I don’t think that is new. I have been moody for as long as I can remember.
Doc: u don’t get it. It will come up gradually and might as well effect your life in the long run. Moreover u will need to take life long medicines for the headaches and nausea.
N: I don’t think I want to take the medicines anymore. All u are giving me are sleeping pills. If I have to keep taking the pills, as you had told in our first meeting itself why you have wasted my time for all these months. Can you tell me any one thing new that you have come up with to help in the so called recovery?

At this point the m***n turns to the parents for help. And somehow parents tend to blindly believe the morons when it’s got something to do with their kids.

So u see, I hate doctors. They might be good-looking, with an occasional good sense of humor, with a rare twinkle in their eyes……..but let us not get confused by these superficial features……deep down they are all the same……..m****s.